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UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 8

THE TOTAL NONSENSE NETWORK Season 5 Episode 16

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 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
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#Recorded Wednesday, October 23rd, 2024

UFFL 2024 - WEEK 8
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LIVE BABY LIVE!!
The gang has no time to fool around this week so we are doing the show LIVE TO TAPE (as they say in the biz)!  John B., Chris, The Commish and special guest Aladdin are here to give you the lowdown on all that's good from Week 7 in the UFFL!

*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Blunder of the Week, the Fantasy Redemption, the Energy Boost, and That Son of a Bitch Award for Week 7!

*Stick around for game reviews, Week 8 previews, John B.'s questionable SFX timing, and Chris' hearing aids failing him at the end of the show!

*PLUS – Nothing has been edited down - nothing has been excluded - nothing has been improved - nothing has gotten better (strike that last one) - IT'S ALL LIVE(ish)!
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WEEK 7 RESULTS
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  • Mutt & Jeff 144 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 128
  • Rochester Tschmingus 127 - Waiver Wire Heroes - 103
  • Free Jamal 138 - Compton's Most Wanted 76 
  • The Mission 130 - Vicious & Delicious 95
  • West Coast 4 Life 116 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 101
  • Gurley's Gone 184 - Hall & Oates 90

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WEEK 8 SCHEDULE
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  • Rochester Tschmingus – at Mutt & Jeff
  • Compton's Most Wanted  – at Gurley's Gone
  • Vicious & Delicious – at Waiver Wire Heroes
  • Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Free Jamal 
  • West Coast 4 Life– at Cardiff The Giant Killer
  • Hall & Oates – at The Mission

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 2024 UFFL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (5 - 2)
2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (4 - 3)
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (4 - 3)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (3 - 4)
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– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (6 - 1)
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (4 - 3)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (3 - 4)
4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 7)
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– West Division –
1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (4 - 3)
2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (3 - 4)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (3 - 4)
4. The  Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (3- 4)
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