UFFL Total Nonsense: 2024 Playoffs – 1st Round

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#Recorded Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

UFFL 2024  – 1st Round of the Playoffs
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The Commissioner returns to help John B. and Chris breakdown the final week of the season!

*Don't miss the Commissioner's Awards for Week 13: the Energy Boost, Vanishing Act, and Move of the Week!

*Stay tuned as The Commish announces the 2024 UFFL All Pro 1st and 2nd Teams, and our choices for the 2024 UFFL MVP and Rookie of the Year!

*Plus we go over who made it, who didn't, the final playoff seedings, and our 1st Round predictions.

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WEEK 14 RESULTS
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• Compton's Most Wanted 161 - West Coast 4 Life 138
• Cardiff the Giant Killer 149 - Vicious & Delicious 128
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109 - Hall & Oates 71
• Rochester Tschmingus 144 - The Mission 126
• Mutt & Jeff 106 - Gurley's Gone 104 
• Waiver Wire Heroes 176 - Free Jamal 132

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Round 1 Schedule
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• West Coast 4 Life  – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Free Jamal – at – Compton's Most Wanted 

Round 1 Bye 
Waiver Wire Heroes 
Cardiff the Giant Killer

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 2024 UFFL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)
2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9)
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– Central Division –
1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)
2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 13)
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– West Division –
1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)
2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)
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x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
––– Playoff Teams TBD