2025 UFFL TNP: Draft Grades Spectacular! – East Division

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#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

Draft Grades Spectacular! – East Division
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The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone.  And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades.  And you know what THAT means??  The Draft Grades Spectacular!  We start with a review of the Draft Grades for the East Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well. 

– East Division Draft Grades –

1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – C-
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – C
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – B-
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – C+

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2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1st Rnd 

1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR
2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC
3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE
4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV
5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT
6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN
7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB
8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX
9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR
10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI
11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG
12. GG – TE Loveland/CHI

2nd Rnd

1. MISS – TE Warren/IND
2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX
3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC
4. RT – WR Golden/LAC
5. IofO – WR Williams/NE
6. VD – WR Bech/LVR
7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU
8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ
9. GG – QB Ward/TEN
10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL 
11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU
12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR

3rd Rnd

1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV
2. IofO – RB Neal/NO
3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA
4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV
5. MJ – TE Arroyo/SEA
6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG
7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR
8. CGK – WR Royals/KC
9. RT – RB Marks/HOU
10. Waiver Wire Heroes – RB James/SF
11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN
12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA

4th Rnd

1. RT – QB Shough/NO
2. KAP – RB Smith/KC
3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR
4. MJ – WR Ayomanor/TEN
5. WWH – TE Helm/TEN
6. GG – WR Bryant/DEN
7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET
8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND
9. KAP – WR Williams/GB
10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI
11. WWH – QB Howard/PIT
12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA

5th Rnd

1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV
2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA
3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN
4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN
5. GG – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH
6. VD – WR Bond/FA
7. GG – TE Gadsden/LAC
8. GG – WR Felton/MIN
9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV
10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL
11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF
12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX