2025 UFFL TNP: Season Preview (Director's Cut)

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025

Season Preview (Director's Cut)
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Oh yeah... we are BACK BABY!  We are giving you the Director's Cut!  Our 2025 Season Preview - and we don't hold back!  We don't even edit it!  We barely paid attention!  And it's all here as The Commish, John B., and Chris giving you not only the season preview, but our Picks for Week 1!  You get the Upset Special, Lock of the Week, Tight-Butthole, and Players to Watch for each matchup.  Let's dig in, shall we?

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 2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.)
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben)
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– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.)
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish)
4. Impact of Olestra (Jason)
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– West Division –
1. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete)
2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.)
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WEEK 1 SCHEDULE
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• Gurley's Gone – at – Mutt & Jeff
• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Free Jamal
• Vicious & Delicious – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Impact of Olestra – at – Cardiff The Giant Killer 
• Compton's Most Wanted – at – Rochester Tschmingus
• The Mission – at – West Coast 4 Life