2025 TNP UFFL: Week 5

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
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#Recorded Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

UFFL Week 5
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All kinds of action and turmoil erupted this past week in the UFFL - and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you everything!

• Don't miss the Week 4 Commissioner's awards:  The Don't Look the Gift Horse in the Mouth Award, Move of the Week, Energy Boost, and the Fantasy Redemption Award for the Week!
• Stick around for the previews and predictions for Week 5!
• And it all starts with a little something extra....... WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!

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WEEK 4 RESULTS
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•  Compton's Most Wanted 152  – Impact of Olestra 79
•  The Mission 108  – Compton's Most Wanted 107
•  Rochester Tschmingus 146  – Gurley's Gone 109
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists 135  – Waiver Wire Heroes 117
•  Free Jamal 90  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 88
•  Mutt & Jeff 148  – The Mission 114

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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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•  Mutt & Jeff – at – Free Jamal
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  Vicious & Delicious – at – Impact of Olestra
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – The Mission
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – West Coast 4 Life

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 2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 4-0
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 4-0
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-3
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 0-4
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 2-2
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-2
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-2
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-3
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-1
2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-2
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 2-2
4.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-3
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