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2025 TNP UFFL: Week 9

THE TOTAL NONSENSE NETWORK Season 6 Episode 13

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
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#Recorded Tuesday, October 29th, 2025

UFFL Week 9
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The 2nd half of the season has begun, the trade deadline looms, and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the gory details on what happened in Week 8, and what's to come in Week 9.

  • Don't miss the Week 8 Commissioner's Awards:  Fantasy Redemption, Move of the Week, Disappearing Act, and our newest Award – The Grumpier Old Men of the week!
  • We have a TRADE ALERT!!
  • Stick around for previews and predictions for Week 9!
  • All this and more as the 2nd half of the season is underway in the UFFL! 

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WEEK 8 RESULTS
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  •  Mutt & Jeff 147  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127
  •  Compton's Most Wanted 97 – Waiver Wire Heroes 88
  •  West Coast 4 Life 180 – Free Jamal 129
  •  Gurley's Gone 126 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 114
  •  Vicious and Delicious 117 – Rochester Tschmingus 91
  •  The Mission 123 – Impact of Olestra 71

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WEEK 9 SCHEDULE
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  •  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Impact of Olestra
  •  The Mission – at Vicious & Delicious
  •  Gurley's Gone – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
  •  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Free Jamal
  •  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – West Coast 4 Life
  •  Mutt & Jeff  – at Kick-Ass Philanthropists

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 2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 7-0-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 6-2
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 4-4
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-6
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 4-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-4
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-7
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 6-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-3
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-4-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-5
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