2025 TNP UFFL: Week 13

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#Recorded Wednesday, November 25th, 2025

UFFL Week 13
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12 Weeks - ONLY 12 WEEKS in the books despite everything you hear from Chris. With 4 teams still fighting for 1 open spot (or is it 2?) in the UFFL Playoffs. John B., Chris, and The Commish are here with all the latest for UFFL Week 13!

• Tune in for the Week 12 Commissioner's Awards:  Move of the Week, Monster Energy, Fantasy Redemption, False Idol, Don't Look Now, and Shit the Bed awards!
• Don't miss the Playoff Picture breakdown!
• Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 13 matchups!
• And we give our final respects to the teams that have fallen... out of the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 12 RESULTS
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•  Rochester Tschmingus 97  – West Coast 4 Life 77
•  The Mission 155 – Compton's Most Wanted 84
•  Vicious & Delicious 119 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 105
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 140  – Impact of Olestra 111
•  Gurley's Gone 140 – Waiver Wire Heroes 128
•  Mutt & Jeff 128 – Free Jamal 96

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WEEK 13 SCHEDULE
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•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission
•  Impact of Olestra – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Free Jamal
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Mutt & Jeff

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 2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
y1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 9-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-5
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-5
e4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 3-9
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– Central Division –
x1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 6-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 5-7
e4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-9
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– West Division –
x1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 9-3
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 5-7
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-7
4.   Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-7-1
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x - Clinched Playoffs || e - Eliminated from Playoffs || y - Clinched Division