2026 UFFL TNP: Rookie Draft Grades and Review

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#Recorded Wednesday, May 21st, 2026

Rookie Draft Grades and Review
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The 2026 Rookie Draft has come and gone and John B., Chris, and The Commish are back to discuss the Draft Grades given by Scott and talk about the picks made in the UFFL.

PLUS – John B. talks about a special draft he will be involved in with some Fantasy Football "specialists"!

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 2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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2026 Draft Results/Grades

GURLEY'S GONE – C+
1(1) RB Love/ARZ, 1(7) QB Mendoza/LVR, 1(8) WR Concepcion/CLV,
4(37) QB Beck/ARZ, 4(40) WR Lane/BLT, 4(45) WR Thomas/CHI

MUTT & JEFF – C
1(10) WR Cooper/NYJ, 5(58) WR Young/CIN

WAIVER WIRE HEROES – D+ (None)

FREE JAMAL – B+ (None)

VICIOUS & DELICIOUS – D
1(11) RB Singleton/TEN, 2(23) WR Branch/ATL, 3(33) WR Douglas/MIA,
4(41) RB Hemby/LVR, 4(47) TE Hibner/BLT, 5(55) WR Law/DET,
5(59) WR Cameron/JAX

CARDIFF THE GIANT KILLER – B
2(20) RB Black/SF, 4(39) TE Raridon/NE, 5(56) WR Benson/LVR,
5(60) QB Payton/PHL

IMPACT OF OLESTRA – B
1(3) WR Tyson/NO, 1(4) RB Price/SEA, 2(16) RB Allen/WSH, 2(19) RB Randall/BLT,
5(52) TE Endries/CIN

KICK-ASS PHILANTHROPISTS – B-
1(2) WR Tate/TEN, 1(12) RB Claiborne/MIN, 2(17) RB Johnson/KC,
3(26) WR Fields/NYG, 3(34) WR Lance/NO, 4(46) RB Henry/WSH,
4(48) TE Trigg/DAL, 5(49) RB Montgomery/NE, 5(50) QB Green/CLV,
5(61) TE Roush/CHI

WEST COAST 4 LIFE – C
1(5) WR Lemon/PHL, 3(29) TE Klare/LAR, 4(44) RB Heidenreich/PIT,
5(53) WR Allen/KC

ROCHESTER TSCHMINGUS – A-
1(6) TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2(13) RB Coleman/DEN, 2(14) WR Boston/CLV,
2(16) WR Williams/WSH, 2(18) WR Bell/MIA, 2(22) WR Bernard/PIT,
3(25) WR Bell/BUF, 3(30) WR Hurst/TB, 3(31) TE Delp/NO, 3(35) RB McGowan/IND, 4(38) WR Coleman/MIA, 4(42) WR Thompson/LAC

THE MISSION – B+
1(9) TE Stowers/PHL, 2(21) RB Washington/LVR, 2(24) WR Brazzell/CAR,
3(28) QB Simpson/LAR, 3(36) WR Sarratt/BLT, 5(54) WR Burks/IND,
5(57) RB Taylor/JAX

COMPTON'S MOST WANTED – B-
3(27) WR Stribling/SF, 3(32) TE Joly/DEN, 4(43) QB Allar/PIT, 5(51) RB Miller/NE